Eccentric Thinker Pillows

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Wine. Uh-huh, I got a fake phone! I know! I can talk to myself all day and not one knows I'm nutty as a bag of trail mix!

Roadkill Zoo

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

John Betjeman

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Dr Magnus Pyke.

What Newton didn't see

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Imagine

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

Man talking to a tree.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Haroplane

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Lighting a Pipe

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'