Eccentric Philosopher Pillows

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

What Newton didn't see

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Whacha Thinking About?

Scientist.

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"We had to remove him from public view."

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

Silhouettes

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

John Betjeman

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.