Eccentric Philosopher T-Shirts

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Whacha Thinking About?

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

Silhouettes

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

Dr Magnus Pyke.