Eccentric Thinkers Gifts

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"We had to remove him from public view."

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

Silhouettes

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Wine Country.

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

Dr Magnus Pyke.