Eccentric Academic Gifts

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Blend Schools

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

The Haroplane

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Lighting a Pipe

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

What Newton didn't see

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Sketchy Neighborhood

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

John Betjeman

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Silhouettes

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."