Eccentric Educator Gifts

Blend Schools

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

A mad scientist.

Fakir Shrink.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Problem solving centre.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

What Newton didn't see

You are what you collect.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"New York is a place of free spirits."