Eccentric Educator Mugs

Blend Schools

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'But I digress...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

A mad scientist.

Fakir Shrink.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Problem solving centre.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

You are what you collect.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."