Eccentric Economist Mugs

"My advice is buy flotsam and jetsam futures."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Blend Schools

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

The Haroplane

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Lighting a Pipe

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"We had to remove him from public view."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

Silhouettes

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Dr Magnus Pyke.

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.