Eccentric Scientist Mugs

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

Imagine

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Who are These People?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

A mad scientist.

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Man talking to a tree.

Lighting a Pipe

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Haroplane

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'