Eccentric Scientist Prints

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'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

Imagine

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

A mad scientist.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Lighting a Pipe

"Come at me, Bro!"

The Haroplane

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Sketchy Neighborhood