Eccentric Genius Prints

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

The Haroplane

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

Lighting a Pipe

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Whacha Thinking About?

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'