Eccentric Philosophers Mugs

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

What Newton didn't see

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Wine Country.

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.

Dr Magnus Pyke.

The Madness of Prince Charles