Eccentric Minds Gifts

Business as unusual

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

What Newton didn't see

Whacha Thinking About?

Scientist.

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

Silhouettes

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."