Eccentric Minds Gifts

Business as unusual

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Lighting a Pipe

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Haroplane

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

What Newton didn't see

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Silhouettes

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."