Eccentric Souls Gifts

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Who are These People?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

A mad scientist.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

What Newton didn't see

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'