Eccentric Spirit Gifts

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Imagine

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Who are These People?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Flatware Follies.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man talking to a tree.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'