Eccentric Spirits Gifts

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Imagine

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"You there - shoo!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'To hell with the rules.'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"What are you doing?"

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Man talking to a tree.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"