Eccentric Spirits Prints

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Please enter your pin now.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Who are These People?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'To hell with the rules.'

"What are you doing?"

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

Man talking to a tree.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.