Eccentric Spirit T-Shirts

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Flatware Follies.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"What are you doing?"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Man talking to a tree.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."