Eccentric Souls Pillows

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Imagine

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Who are These People?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

A mad scientist.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Man talking to a tree.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

What Newton didn't see

Sketchy Neighborhood