Eccentric Soul Pillows

"There goes Jeremy – always marching to the beat of his own heavy metal drum."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

The Travelling Bird Lady.

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Imagine

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Who are These People?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Flatware Follies.

'To hell with the rules.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.