Eccentric Personality Pillows

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Flatware Follies.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

John Betjeman