Eccentric Personality Mugs

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Flatware Follies.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

What Newton didn't see

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'