Eccentric Visionary Gifts

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Imagine

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Who are These People?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"You there - shoo!"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'To hell with the rules.'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

Lighting a Pipe

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."