Eccentric Entrepreneur Gifts

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Don't you ever knock?'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"You there - shoo!"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

The Haroplane

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Ok, here he comes, remember the story, I've had a bad asthma attack..."

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Tom Waits.

Lighting a Pipe

Sketchy Neighborhood

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

You are what you collect.

What Newton didn't see

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."