Eccentric Leader Gifts

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Blend Schools

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"What are you doing?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

Lighting a Pipe

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

The Haroplane

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

Silhouettes

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'