Eccentric Leader Pillows

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Blend Schools

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"What are you doing?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Haroplane

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Lighting a Pipe

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

Silhouettes

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

John Betjeman

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'