Eccentric Strategist Pillows

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

Targets

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"We're making progress."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Bottom line - don't forget to lie."

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

The Haroplane

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"What are you doing?"

Lighting a Pipe

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

What Newton didn't see

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."