Eccentric Strategist Gifts

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

Targets

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"We're making progress."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Lighting a Pipe

"What are you doing?"

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Bottom line - don't forget to lie."

The Haroplane

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."