Eccentric Executive Gifts

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Blend Schools

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Cat Boss

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

The Haroplane

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Lighting a Pipe

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Scientist.

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'