Eccentric Entrepreneur Pillows

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

Tom Waits.

"Ok, here he comes, remember the story, I've had a bad asthma attack..."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

You are what you collect.

What Newton didn't see

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."