Eccentric Art Fans Pillows

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Mobile Tree Home"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The absurd artist

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Have you seen this toaster?

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Sketchy Neighborhood