Eccentric Art Enthusiast Pillows

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"SOLD - for £30 million to the man with more money than sense!!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

The absurd artist

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

You are what you collect.

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."