Eccentric Appreciator Prints

They're museum quality!"

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Oh - we're a pretty eclectic bunch here.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Cow Kong

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

Flatware Follies.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The absurd artist

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Gustav Klimt

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

What Newton didn't see