Eccentric Personality Fans Gifts

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Elton John

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Flatware Follies.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"We had to remove him from public view."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Mosey sign on crossing.

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

The only thing "odd" about this book is the fact that everything in it seems perfectly natural to me. Odd Facts. ?

"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'