Mindful Golfer Prints

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Golfing with God.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Thanks God!

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Too many beers at lunch?

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

Dude Ranch. Activities Schedule. They have meditation classes! "Om" on the range!

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'

Bob was notorious for having wildly erratic drives,'

Guru to guru playing golf: 'I don't think you're cut out for this life'.

Football Meditation

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

"Well boys, after everything this team has been through, what do you think - is baseball a metaphor for life, or isn't it?"