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"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Storm in the out tray

'Your shoe's untied.'

Surfing the daily stress

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Go! Means NOW!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Uptight End"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"You're late, Myers!"

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."