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"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

Go! Means NOW!

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."