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"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Surfing the daily stress

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Binge Watch

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Succession 2

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."