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'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I think we should see other people."

Run from the hills!

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Proposal on a snowboard

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Lion Toupee

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'