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'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I think we should see other people."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Run from the hills!

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

Proposal on a snowboard

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."