Railway Romantic T-Shirts

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"House!" (train spotter calling out like bingo winner).

'We met in a railway station...'

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Woman having tea in a train carriage

Train Tracks in Ski Country

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"I wouldn't be surprised if they discontinued service altogether one of these days."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Games on a train.

Railroad funding blues - Amtrak worker begging for money.

'I'm sorry, I only date other engines. Maybe a caboose if I were desperate . . . but a boxcar?! Please!'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Run from the hills!

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'