Romantic Rail Rider T-Shirts

Young men and young ladies in a train carriage

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Rainbow/Horizon

Run from the hills!

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Proposal on a snowboard

Honeymooning in Paris.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

Double Bike

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Games on a train.