Ride Romantic T-Shirts

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Waterfall of Disappointment

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Love by bike

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Jet Pack

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

Double Bike

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Games on a train.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'