Romantic Ride Enjoyer T-Shirts

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Skipping Horse

Tunnel of Like.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Scrambler.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'Slow and hurl.'

Double Bike

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

'Bubble bath, candles: Not very private, but so romantic...'

"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."