Romantic Ride Enjoyer T-Shirts

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Skipping Horse

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of Like.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

Double Bike

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

'Bubble bath, candles: Not very private, but so romantic...'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"