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Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Tunnel of Like.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

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Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Scrambler.

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

Tea Cup Ride

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

Carousel Ponies.

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Route 666

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

'Ha, who needs television!'

Tunnel of Laundry.

Tunnel of icebergs.

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

"The car must be in the shop."

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

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Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Man falling over whilst dancing

Dog with tongue hanging out window.