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Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Like.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Scrambler.

Parents compare buggies

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Tea Cup Ride

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

Carousel Ponies.

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

Route 666

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I

Tunnel of Laundry.

'Ha, who needs television!'

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

"The car must be in the shop."

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

Tunnel of icebergs.

Man falling over whilst dancing

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

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