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"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"What old school? This is my life."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Tunnel of Like.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

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Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Spaghetti Rave"

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Happy Office

Formula One car models

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

Heart of America or Bypass

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Way-too-easy rider.

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'It's broken.'

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

"Let's trade this thing in for a Peloton."

Tunnel of Laundry.

'Ha, who needs television!'

"The car must be in the shop."