Ride Lover Prints

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"What old school? This is my life."

Tunnel of Like.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Spaghetti Rave"

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Scrambler.

Happy Office

Formula One car models

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

It's much easier on my knees.

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

Heart of America or Bypass

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Way-too-easy rider.

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.

'It's broken.'

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

'Ha, who needs television!'

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'