Joy Ride Enthusiast T-Shirts

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

Skipping Horse

Clown on bike.

The Victors

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

If you're happy and you know it...

Tunnel of Like.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Log Ride

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Scrambler.

'Slow and hurl.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Where's the fun gone"

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Dog Car Rides

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Route 666

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

Tunnel of Laundry.

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

'Ha, who needs television!'

Tunnel of icebergs.