Joyride Enthusiast T-Shirts

People joyriding in a cherry picker ahead.

"Now who's a chump for retiring while he's still young enough to enjoy it?"

Clown on bike.

The Victors

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

If you're happy and you know it...

Tunnel of Like.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Slow and hurl.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Driving home for Christmas.

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

"Where's the fun gone"

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

Dog Car Rides

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Route 666

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

Tunnel of icebergs.

'Ha, who needs television!'

"Ready for some big time fun?"