Joyride Enthusiast Mugs

People joyriding in a cherry picker ahead.

"Now who's a chump for retiring while he's still young enough to enjoy it?"

Clown on bike.

The Victors

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

If you're happy and you know it...

Tunnel of Like.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Slow and hurl.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Mum.... I need to poo."

Driving home for Christmas.

"Where's the fun gone"

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Dog Car Rides

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Route 666

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'Ha, who needs television!'

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

Tunnel of icebergs.